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At what price would you sell your soul? Well in grade 8 I sold it to Bessie for 4$. She was opening up a soul shop at the time. I seem to recall buying it back for 3$, but my memory is a little fuzzy on the details. So if I even have a soul left to sell, the new price is a big fucking bag of chocolate. E told me about this marketing thing where they give Dove chocolate to bloggers. I filled out a form, they called me and asked about social networking sites aswell (facebook, myspace) and how much socializing I do- online included. Never did I feel so lame. But apparently I am worthy! I got this big box in the mail today- fullll of chocolate bars, little chocolate squares. I mean full. Anyone in TO want some chocolate? Mm.mmm.mm. I already have that flushed feeling I get from eating too much chocolate or sugar. I’ m going to have to pace myself.
I guess they are marketing the chocolate as an ‘indulge yourself’ moment for the ladies, because I also got a little pedicure pack, a wine glass (too bad “Dove” is splashed across it, oh well) and a leather bound journal! Oh! And a stylish tote, for all my eco-friendly grocery trips to Kensington!
Another flashback- in grade 7 I made a newsletter, it maybe had two or three issues, and about 5 readers including myself. I held a contest to see who could guess what the initialized title stood for. The winner would receive a “Stylish Tote!”. The stylish tote was one of those dog poop bags from the park- I liked them because they had a picture of a guilty looking dog watching his owners delicately manicured hand pick up the poop with the protection of the bag. Ah ha, Sarin also recently reminded me that she submitted a story on the problems with parents wanting more control over your life. Apparently I rejected it! I said it wasn’t that kind of newsletter, I was looking for fun satire! The gall!

7 comments:

  1. raymi lauren said...

    why come i wasnt informed about the dove blogger chocolate riza is it cos i have love handles!?  

  2. Chlo said...

    I thought you didn't like chocolate?  

  3. Chlo said...

    i can send you the link if you'd like  

  4. Anonymous said...

    i wish you still had copies of the 'ctc'! did i tell you about the cigarette survey i did this winter? for 90 bones this fellow came over and asked me aaaaaaaall about the ciggies i smoke and which box designs i like and blah blah blah... finally we get to this part that i had to do alone and it was all: 'how often do you think about your own death' and what have you! gak! i DEFINATELY felt like i had done some wrong that day...

    anyways, yes i would like some chocolate please! will you hand deliver it to montreal? shall we say... THIS WEEKEND???

    wishful thinking...

    -erica  

  5. rizabeff said...

    chloe t*n*s corner?  

  6. Anonymous said...

    better!  

  7. raymi lauren said...

    im starting to like it again
    well fudge mostly  


 

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