turtles in a half shell

Turtle power!

I like when Granola bars are described as 'enrobed' in chocolate.
On Friday some guy in his 50's looked over at me across the street, walking toward him (me: typically fast walking, brown bagged bottle of wine in hand)stopped in his tracks and with a little pause said "A Professional,...would do better". I was already on edge and thanks to being back on the birth control hormone wagon this comment was so startling it almost put me in tears. A wine soaked evening with Alicia quickly fixed that. And what a weird fucking evening it was.

8 comments:

  1. highwaisted said...

    totally. upon closer examination of the pic of you and me i posted i was NOT into myself so i had to take it down. i have a couple cute ones though that ill send you next time we're online together. yes yes.  

  2. Palbo said...

    El gato estaba en el sillón, durmiendo, con la cabeza para abajo como siempre, en esa posición que me hace pensar que sabe lo que es una anteflexión y que apoya su cabeza contra el suelo para estirar su columna.  

  3. Sass said...

    your birth controlled hormones should have hollered back a big "FUCK YOU!"  

  4. Chlo said...

    woah. according to Babelfish, this is what Pablo had to say about this:
    The cat was in the armchair, sleeping, with the head for down as always, in that position that makes me think that it knows what is a anteflexión and that it supports his head against the ground to stretch his column  

  5. Chlo said...

    and actually i think the old dude was trying to be funny or something, not mean. he just happened to fail misterably  

  6. red-handed said...

    Ninja turtles are back ... I guess. How did that happen? I don't know anything anymore.  

  7. kay zee said...

    why am i so lost?
    I dont get what the old guy was saying.
    help.  

  8. Chlo said...

    thats just it, I have no idea what he was talking about. Im pretty sure he was grasping for a joke, but just missed the mark and ended up making absolutely no sense.  


 

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