pill popping

There was an infomerical for some diet pill that used to play a lot when I was in high school. They had this little infographic to go along with it showing the little food fat molecules being enrobed and thus not absorbed into the intestine.
The whole thing took place at an outdoor picnic, full of people who had lost weight using the pill. They played volleyball, they smiled, they continued to eat greasy fucking piles of hamburgers and potato salad, and there were more shit eating grins. What they didn't show in the infomercial was the line up of porta potties full of all these people explosively shitting out their meals thanks to the 40 dollar laxative. Fuck! the porta potties on the set of a diet pill infomercial have got to be record-breakingly terrible!

3 comments:

  1. highwaisted said...

    aw man you are such a comic genius! that sounds insincere when i read it outloud but i am sincere. :)

    come to the boom tomorrow with us!  

  2. Chlo said...

    aw thanks! poop comedy is hard to screw up though.
    the boom eh... do you mean the Boom Breakfast Co? probably not.
    Sonic Boom? maybe
    She Said Boom?
    wow, thats just off the top of my head. there are a lot of Boom names in this here city.  

  3. SAS said...

    I thought of you when I read this.
    http://www.poopreport.com/Consumer/alli_side_effects.html  


 

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